My dad is totally awesome. He was sick yesterday, and whenever he or I are sick, we pull out Star Wars or Lord of the Rings (Or I might pull out Disney). So yesterday, out came the Two Towers. I think The Two Towers really displays one of Tolkien's main themes, in that industrial warfare is evil, and destroys nature. And I adore the Ents. SO MUCH ( Read more... )

"HIGH SEA CLIFFS."

Alien Orgasms

"They have Half Sandwiches here?"

"Motherfucking sparkles."

"What are we going to do this morning?"
"The same thing we do every morning! Go snorkeling!"

"Unless there's an octopus or a baby turtle, fuck this snorkeling!"

Well that's dash cunning of them.